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✨TOO FERAL TO FAIL✨
This isn’t your dad’s golf hat, it’s your emotional safety helmet for surviving the late-stage capitalism obstacle course. Perfect for bad hair days, worse job markets, and interviews that end with “we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates.”
• Adjustable for every era (burnout, delusion, villain).
• Embroidered with the energy of 10,000 unpaid design tests.
• Built for chaos. Styled for catharsis.
Wear it on your next walk of rejection. Tilt it down to cry in public with dignity.
Because some of us weren’t built to play nice, we were built to feral our way through it.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$36.00
This isn’t your dad’s golf hat, it’s your emotional safety helmet for surviving the late-stage capitalism obstacle course. Perfect for bad hair days, worse job markets, and interviews that end with “we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates.”
• Adjustable for every era (burnout, delusion, villain).
• Embroidered with the energy of 10,000 unpaid design tests.
• Built for chaos. Styled for catharsis.
Wear it on your next walk of rejection. Tilt it down to cry in public with dignity.
Because some of us weren’t built to play nice, we were built to feral our way through it.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!