For when you’ve got main character energy but also deep pajama-core tendencies. The official uniform of the unemployed, overqualified, and under-caffeinated.

This isn’t just a hoodie, it’s a soft-shell delusion cloak.
It says:
“I had a dream once.”
“I lead thoughts… mostly astray.”
“Yes, I’m wearing this to my next Zoom interview.”

Perfect for:
• Late-night portfolio edits
• Crying in Figma
• Surviving another rejection email in comfort and style

Embroidered with GLITTERATI. Because if you’re gonna spiral, you might as well do it in matching merch.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!