For the unhinged visionary who leads with delusion and caffeine. This isn’t your dad’s hat, it’s your era hat. The official crown of the chronically overqualified and spiritually unemployed.

Perfect for:
• Covering up your burnout bangs
• Protecting intrusive thoughts from direct sunlight
• Signaling to the world that you’re both tired and iconic

Embroidered with “GLITTERATI” because if we can’t be employable, we can at least be aesthetic.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!