✨TOO FERAL TO FAIL✨

The official uniform for those who refuse to shrink, smooth edges, or “circle back” nicely. This hoodie is not just merch, it’s armor. For the ones building empires from rejection letters, sipping iced coffee over chaos, and designing their way out of capitalism one glitter-fueled breakdown at a time.

Soft enough to cry in, bold enough to roar in. Whether you’re ghosted by recruiters or haunted by Slack pings, wear it, own it, and remind them: you’re not unemployed, you’re in your villain era.

• Made for the delusional.
• Worn by the unhireable.
• Powered by spite and sequins.

TOO FERAL TO FAIL. Because if the system won’t hire us, we’ll just sell hoodies about it.

Materials:
• 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
• Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) heavyweight fabric
• Brushed interior fleece for softness
• Oversized and unisex fit
• Double-layered hood without drawcord
• Single front pocket

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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